Another Dumb Basterd Wanting to Sell Crank

Yet another moron comes stumbling thru my site wanting to become a drug dealer. GO AWAY!!

Date: Novimber 18, 2008 subj: knowledge is power, i am seeking both
hi, you seem like a pretty straight up guy so i have a question for you. i have a friend who previously taught me a method that is listed in some areas on the web as S T R I N G D O P E. i trust this persons advice quite a bit. he said that it produces high quality (beep) and that he himself had done both the cooking and the using himself. ive done quite a bit of online research on this method and there seems to be no detailed instructions on the complete process. it uses the same method found online but using electricity in the chamber( or fishtank or cooler) from a regular 12v car battery. he said he learned this in prison in texas and that he has made quite a bit of money off it and its not just hype. i would like to tell you what i know of the complete procedure but i am not sure how safe that is through this avenue of communication. i cannot say if this method produces the real deal. but my buddy said the effects are even better. i have the setup and materials but i want to be fully informed from knowledgable sources before i go ahead with some hairbrained scheme half formed in my mind. my friend moved back to his home so he is no longer any help to me as i do not speak with him anymore. i would also like to let you know in case you were wondering what my intentions were. i do not do this stuff as i dont enjoy it much. however is see how i can benefit from the demand for this stuff. i am a careful and knowledgable man. if you could point me in the right direction or aid in that process i would very much appreciate your help. i am not asking you for the answer only the means to discover it. i would like detailed and altogether thorough instructions if at all possible. and if i do benefit from your help i would be glad to repay you in any way i can, although it seems you are not looking to benefit financially from your website. if you are then you have my word that i would make that happen. thank you for your time, anonymous for now

I SAID:

String dope? Wow kids its urban legend time!! You can trust your friend i guess but that doesnt mean he isnt as dumb as the rock he claims he can make. you cannot make crank in a fish tank or with string of ANY kind. Its not those stupid rock crystals you got as a kid in the 80s and it wont work no matter how hard you Care Bears sit around wishing. also why are you friends with someone using the stuff when you claim you wouldnt use it yourself?? would you be friends with a terrist and jutsify that by saying hey its okay i am NOT a terrirst i just sell them explodives? TELL THAT TO DICK CHANEY! Theyd hang you quicker than mistletoe at a gay bar! Your what the rehab people call an enabler cause you are enabling your friend to keep acting like a fool is why. when you say he moved back to his home do you mean el salvador or just the penitentary??? your letter shows you have SOME intelligince but let me give you some advice GET SOME MORE YO ARE NOT READY GRASSHOPPER!!!!! im not gonna pull the snatch the pebbel from my hand BS here becauise i am not the worlds brightest but i aint never been to jail and i take care of my kids without asking for cookies ok? if you could just run some electricity and pump out crank dont you think peole would be doing that?? the only detailed instructions im going to be giving you are to GO GET A JOB where you arent risking sharing a room with Big Dug and Skeelo and getting your rear end passed around like a joint at a party. dont be part of the problem be part of keeping your careful knowledgable self out of ER ok? just my advice take or leave it. guess you can consider this a lesson about never asking a straight up guy a question you dont REALLY want the anser to. you are WAY to smart for this stuff so i expect you live up to the words you right to me ok? your not Scarface THAT IS A MOVIE!! No one gets themselves a great future selling dope EVER


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