Jerk Freaks out over My Writing and Wants a Meth Manual

So heres this hokey son of a B that comes on here yelling at me. Go ahead his corny email speakes for itself!!! Make sure you scroll all the way down and read the TWO parts he sent not just the first one!!

Date: March 5, 2009 subj: You (bleeping) stupid (bleep)
I went through your instructions and the way you have written them are totally incomprehendible. Why waste my (bleeping) time? You do not provide NEARLY enough detail you (bleeping bleep). And the (bleeped) up thing was that I was initially going to email you and compliment you on your similar views as mine until I went through your so-called recipe and realized that anyone of any degree of intelligence could not possibly comprehend your pathetic "step-by-step" instructions, which, by the way, are missing tons of in-between instructions. So basically, the website that you fought so hard to make is, for all intensive purposes, a complete and utter waste. I'm sorry to be so harsh because I was really looking forward to your site until I read more into it. You need to fix it. Seriously. I'll help you with the English and Grammar if you need it that bad. Don't know what kind of response I'm expecting out of this, but if it were ME, "I" would publish a (bleeping) TRUE instruction manual, if in fact I knew how to do it, which I don't.

I SAID:

Be funny to see you come say everthing you just wrote in your little email to my face son. Wonder how that would work out for you? You dont like the way i write then why dont you make YOUR OWN WEBSITE BECAUSE IT IS FREE TO DO!!!! I mean what sort of no life little punk kid sits there complaining that he doesnt get what he was looking for on my site do you seriusly care THAT much how I do things? There are TRILLONS of other internet websites out there and you come pick on mine? Begone Mr Whiny Pants I got nothin nice to say to pepole who complain more than my own wife! kidding Babygirl you know I love you

Date: March 5, 2009 subj: (no subject) p.s.
I was really drunk when I wrote that last email, so I apologize.


I SAID:


No biggie cowboy i know where your comin from. Apology accepted! Oh except I noticed one thing. YOUR EMAILS CAME TO ME FIVE MINUTES APART!!!! SO forget your apology you lyin little weevil!



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