Even After Prison Dude Still wants to make Crank

Now how freaking stupid can you be? You get out of prison that is a chance to quit being an idit but no THIS GUY wants to not just cook crank but SELL it??? I AM NOT GONNA HELP DUMB IDIOTS!!!!

date: October 4, 2008 subj: question
Hey boss i saw ur write up online about meth. i aint no cop and dont wanna know any info about u. I actually did 3 1/2 years in prison. and i was locked up with alot of cookers. i had all kinds of recipes but the ingredients were hard for me 2 get. like anhydrous and some others plus i aint trying to blow my self up. I was just wondering if u got any super simple ways of making batches for a non chemist and where the blow up chances are slim 2 nill. I dont even know if u even (beep) around anymore. but if u do i would highly appreciate some simple recipes. I will go by the name stan. i hope this message gets thru 2 u and u can help me out. im in a city where that (stuff) aint anywhere to be found. and i would love 2 be able to get a batch made. like i said i need the easiest method that produces good shit. thanks dude... (no names on here)!!!

I SAID:

okay so called (no name) maybe there is a REASON you went to prison with a bunch of other idotic cooks!!!! do i need to sing you Gangsters Paradice here???? Im not Coolio ok? You read the site then you know only total MORONS wold even TRY to make this stuff and dumber than that is to try to SELL it. if it ever made money it wont now and why in the world would you wanna put it INTO a city where it isnt? plus you must live on some island nation paradice if you dont have meth there. simple meth recipes that are safe and wont blow you up are from liars ok? the people who write them are liars and if they tell you about them there a liar to. Prison aint college for crooks ok? its punishment for the peopel who flunk the school of life!! you cant learn from the same idiots who already failed. seriusly you need to find another way to make money. selling people poisen is NOT the way to go. get a paper route and save until you can buy a website or something. dont keep repating your misteaks!! just my thoughts


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