People not reading Site and Trying like hell to trick ME

Heres a collectin of downright dumb things people say to me and where they try to trick me into answering stuff for them. Not gonna happen ok? Also people LEARN TO READ!!!!!

Date: December 11, 2008 subj: meth
How do you make it!?!?


I SAID:

Lets see first you got to go to kindergarden and learn to read..................


Date: January 11, 2008 subj: meth recipe
out of curiosoty what could a person do wrong to cause them to get crystals that dont get you high?

I SAID:

Well if there stupid enough to even TRY making the stuff then I imagin their stupid enough to make it wrong. as for what it is it sounds like you missed an ingredient or somthin but seriously READ THIS SITE!! Just testing this stuff out can mess you up bad! Also im SO not about to give you any pointers because it sounds to me your being sneaky and trying to get me to help you make crystal meth. SORRY PABLO NOT SNEAKY ENOGH!!!


Date: January 26, 2008 subj: Recipe Wahtz up man! Please can you send to me recipe prom this site?? http://www.simple-ways-to-make-methamphetamine.com/ This recipe was delet by someone...

I SAID:

No it wasnt but nice try!! Why dont you just try making cookies instead Im sure mom will help!


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